Mushroom Flute

Act of fellatio to relieve one's penial secretions while humming a song
Chandra really knows how to blow the mushroom flute

"I'm bat-winging bad, time to get a mushroom flute"
by Pan face April 25, 2022
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Men Who Play Flutes

Men who play flutes are ghey. Most of them like humongous dicks up their ass
See that LG over there. I bet he’s a part of Men Who Play Flutes
by DaBoiDatMadeDisDefiniton September 22, 2020
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Flute

A person who is a massive flamer and can’t find his speaker .
Hey look , there’s Dave the big FLUTE!!”
by Dazzieboy January 30, 2019
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Calab's flute

A handcrafted woodwind instrument known for its deep, haunting tone and curved, asymmetrical design. Originating from an obscure luthier Calab II.
"I swear the lights flickered when she said that. Someone’s playing Calab’s flute tonight."

"Wow bro, how can you play Calab's flute?"
by Calabo May 07, 2025
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flute tat

You’re friend couldn’t take his charge he became a flute tat
by TbRius December 21, 2019
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Snorkel-flute

Dan was very angry with Vince on their snorkelling trip, and thus snorkel-fluted him.
by Menderah February 21, 2009
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flute noodles

Penne Pasta. Which is a noodle that you play as a flute.
I played a siiiick solo on my flute noodles during dindin that I got double dessert!
by FlyBoyChris February 13, 2018
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