Banana Envy

The feeling guys get when they watch a chick eating a banana

Stop staring at that girl, you don't wanna end up with Banana Envy bro

by DOZMcOZ September 27, 2009

banana grundle

"The gusset" of a woman when wearing yoga pants.

Are these pants too tight on my banana grundle?

by SlowForward88 October 11, 2020

polite banana

The last banana in a bunch, the one that is almost alway over ripe before anyone gets to it.

The over ripeness of the banana causes a rash of politeness in people...

Jane: Can I offer you this last banana?
John: No, it is ok, you can have it.
Jane: No...I must insist, you have it...
John: No really...it is your banana, you have it...

(This demonstrates how the last banana in the bunch can become a polite banana...no matter what state of brown it is in)

by Crycket April 27, 2008

banana boner

something late 90's and early 2000's highschool kids used to say a lot. its when a male uses a banana and puts it in his pants to trick the female thinking it's really his

sydney: man dylan's good!
bria: wdym it's a B.B
sydney: what's that?
bria: it's a banana boner
sydney: so it's not really his?
bria: nah

by carrotsandparrots April 5, 2020

banana jelly

A Scottish term coined by a Mr. McLean meaning cum, jizz, semen, spunk, baby gravy, DNA yogurt, pork mayo, the baldmans tears or hotdog flavoured water.

It's steak and blow job day. She's getting my banana jelly for dessert.

by WrongTurtleDove April 21, 2014

Holey Banana

The fetish sexual act of laying ones penis on a table, board, or similar surface and proceeding to stab it repeatedly with a knife or sharp object.

It is generally accepted in such fetish circles to do such a performance with a steak knife equalling or exceeding the size of the penis stabbed.

"Dude, lets get drunk and stoned and give ourselves holey bananas"

by xBSTx July 13, 2009

Bananas On Ice

That feeling when you’re high and you forget what you’re talking about mid sentence.

*Faded AF* “Yeah… so we were hiking up the hill and.. Oh shit idk Bananas on ice”

by tesgleymin January 17, 2023