poop sock

a sock filled with the shit you kept in it for 20 years while you play league of legends.
conner david lee ellis who lives in Hall, Indiana with his mom Amber Ellis, no father figure no weapons for defense and no protective dog, gone on weekends for camping and other things, vulnerable home with many valuables, door is usually unlocked. Key under rock at the front door, he owns a poop sock tho.
by poopshittnigga June 09, 2022
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poop sock

did you see Nick's poop sock
by Sodieoxkrkdivmrxijdix December 29, 2020
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Poop Sex

If you think Poop is sexy, and you think Sex is sexy, then I have the definition for you. Poop sex is a very intimate act between two scat fans where poop is involved. I'm talking Cleveland steamers, fat poopy drizzlers, and shitty muck clogglers.

Poop sex is entirely dependent on what you and your partner ate that morning. Some Poop Sex fans enjoy if their partner only ate corn for the previous 3 days before their encounter. Others prefer a sloppy, greasy mess.

Either way, Poop Sex is versatile enough as a sex act that almost all scat fans can enjoy.
Hey love. I haven't had sex in a few days, and I definitely haven't had Poop Sex in a few weeks. Would you be cool with some gaping Poop Sex this afternoon?
by PoopSex123 December 05, 2022
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pickled poop

when you are about to leave for vacation and have to defecate , as soon as you defecate in the washroom and leave , you forget to flush. The poor pile of stool stays in the toilet water and marinates for the duration of your vacation and develops a sharp fermented odour from the remnants of the meal you ate on the day you were about to leave.

When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.

That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.
Sir Ronald Bartholomew Daquavius Jamal Rubus the Ninety-Eighth : Damn Nigga thats my 2 month old shit.

Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.
by 47akg47 July 11, 2023
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Front Poop

When you spill chocolate on your pants in the front and it looks like you shit yourself.
Emily Smith looks like she has a front poop.
by LA Bear May 11, 2022
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Testicular Poop

The poop you have after experiencing immense testicular pain caused my Diesel.
“Dude why does the bathroom smell like fish scallops?”
“Oh man I had some testicular poop
by Kevin Barney June 03, 2020
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poop shirt

What you get for not lifting your shirt out of the crapper when you take a dump.
Evan didn't pull up his shirt when he went to go take a crap so it got all over his shirt. Now he's walking around with poop shirt.
by Meenuh March 27, 2014
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