meat harvester

a .357 ruger Blackhawk single shot revolver. used to kill anything.

hey nate go grab the meat harvester and shoot that coon.

by penis boy`11234 August 25, 2013

golden meat

Chinese dick

Liu Yan has some shiny golden meat.

by Kikyou-sama September 19, 2013

meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

saddle meat

A washed up bicycle racer, a biker who has seen better days.

Lance Armstrong ain't much more than saddle meat these days.

by bsieb February 13, 2012

Sweet like meat

The mutual enjoyment of a common experience, likening said enjoyment to the taste of another man's member.

Boy 1: Hey, they're giving away trilbys at the mall
Boy 2: Sweet like meat!
Boy 1: Yes, and you'd know what that's like after last night, let's go, we can see Le Mis on the way home!!!!

by FieldyS May 4, 2012

Hoagie Meat

Slang term for the Labia when it is loose hanging from the Vagina.

When the stripper came out we were shocked to see her hoagie meat hanging almost to her knee.

by Razor1979 May 9, 2012

crazy meat

Penis: The most insane sexual penis a woman has ever had...!

roommate:1. damn bro i didnt perform last night.!

roommate:2. haha bro my girl went crazy for the CRAZY MEAT LAST NIGHT

by KENNY LOMAX January 1, 2012