water

Adjective to describe something relaxing and chilling at the same time, essentially turning the "fire" object into water ;)

Person 1: "Dudee did you hear that one classical song?!?!"
Person 2: "yeaaa bro it's so water............. ;)"

by DefBringer June 19, 2022

Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.

Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.

by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020

Juba water

Water from the city of Juba in South Sudan . This water is special because due to the severe shortage of water the Juba pornstars jerk off until they goon in the water with gallons of semen increasing the cities water supply saving many lives.

Yo have you bought a new shipment of Juba water with Russian pussy juice

by The Mechanix December 24, 2024

water wednesdays

The act of drinking only water on the 3rd day of the week to prevent wieght gain. usually practiced by overly socially aware teenage girls.

Girl 1: what are you eating tommorow?
Girl 2: nothing its water wednesdays

by Rey1119 November 28, 2012

Water my melons

When she wants you to cum from her tit job

OHHHHH WATER MY MELONS BABY!!!

by Penelopewantstojack June 17, 2020

Titanic water

Water that is so fucking cold it can be compared to the water the Titanic sunk in. A temperature so low you would feel like dying if you were submerged in it for more than 10 minutes.

"Ow dude, this puddle is so cold, its like Titanic water"

by waterpark37 June 17, 2024

water snake

A penis that does not get fully erect, it slips out your hand and you cannot keep hold of it. Sometimes will have to be thumbed in

‘No I didn’t enjoy it, he had a water snake’

by Chickennuggetszzzz July 7, 2024