Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.

"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."

by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023

Meat knuckles

When a person is so fat, you can’t even see their knuckles from how fat their hands are.

Tom: check out my new finger tat
Dave: nice meat knuckles fatass

by I love my ego August 26, 2022

dog meat

dog meat Is used to describe somone who is done for, about to die, or will die if they do something

Guy 1: If you touch my hamster, your dog meat mate.
Guy 2: Oh shit1!1 *runs*

by jimboxd21 October 1, 2018

Devils deli meat

The deli you know you want to visit and stay disregarding your alcohol intake and also the risks involved that include but are not limited to: financial, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences

I know she is crazy and a raging cunt but I still need to visit and enjoy the devils deli meat tonight

by B-word January 10, 2024

Meat Mit

Large Hands with large fingers, that reseamble a baseball glove.

You have huge hands, they are like meat mits.

by tyler mccall February 11, 2007

Meat popsicle

Corn dog

Meat popsicles are just meat on a stick.

by Meaty popsicle February 21, 2019

meat-cock

A type of penis that is big, have the consistency of loin, and it must be stuffed in during sex.

I have a meat-cock, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020