If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021
Get the Benjamin Guymug. That one guy in your life that your boyfriend hates and is the reason your boyfriend thinks your cheating. If you have one, your very likely to have an irritating boyfriend with him around.
Your bf :Oh who's that?
You(though I would suggest you don't) :My guy best friend.
Your bf : *in his mind* ARE YOU CHEATING? YOU ARE AREN'T YOU! OH IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS HE STAYS OUT OF OUR WAY! OH I'M GONNA K!LL HIM!
Sweetie, can we talk (smiles innocently)
You(though I would suggest you don't) :My guy best friend.
Your bf : *in his mind* ARE YOU CHEATING? YOU ARE AREN'T YOU! OH IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS HE STAYS OUT OF OUR WAY! OH I'M GONNA K!LL HIM!
Sweetie, can we talk (smiles innocently)
by PotatoKiwiCat123 July 18, 2024
Get the Guy Best Friendmug. First and dearest fan of a newly formed band. Came from Lee the pizza guy character in Tenacious D movies.
Jerry was immersed in our music the moment he joined us in our first rehearsal. He's officially our pizza guy, now.
by ExCx November 5, 2022
Get the Pizza Guymug. October 12th is the European “bully the guy who dosent shower day” (that greasy haired poor guy who dosent shower and probably has the same glasses he had in p5) on October 12th you must bully “the guy who dosent shower” or you face capital punishment (death).
Bully the guy who dosent shower day means you must bully him example would be (hey “guy that dosent shower” look a truck *pushes guy who dosent shower into truck*
by HotMotherLover6000 October 11, 2022
Get the bully the guy who dosent shower daymug. the famous guitarist of the very popular multi platinum group braver. The meaning has evolved to meaning a really good looking person because of guy's physical exploits.
by braver fan August 15, 2004
Get the guy weldmug. by AgirlKILLEDu April 24, 2024
Get the Just a Little Guymug. by PatrickMat March 9, 2022
Get the Kactus Guymug.