a word used to describe a large selection of men and their cocks. can be used in conversation to describe past sexual experiences involving a broad spectrum of men. it generally applies best when used to discuss a large number of partners as well. it can also be used when going to a bar looking for a one night stand while out with the girls.
"damn, jenny. this bar has quite the man buffet. lots and lots of yummy goodness from which to choose."
or in terms of past sexual conquests:
"after taking a closer look, i regret a few things i ate from my man buffet."
or in terms of past sexual conquests:
"after taking a closer look, i regret a few things i ate from my man buffet."
by irisisalive January 25, 2010
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Possibly the new acceptable term check snl with guy from all that. My man he say when he really means ...
by urbanwolf92 October 14, 2016
Get the my man mug.Similar to shit happens, it is when something usually happens that is against one's will, they tend to blame the man. Could be anything from not winning the lottery, getting fired from work, or your girl/boyfriend breaking up with you since the man seems to always be the one causing everything.
Matt: Aww it's going to rain on the day I'm supposed to go to the water park. This sucks! Why did you only plan it for one day?
Steve: Blame the man. Not me.
Steve: Blame the man. Not me.
by prof. frink July 14, 2006
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Get the Rich Man mug.1. A male person who seems like a strong assertive man on the outside, but closer inspection reveals that he is, in fact, metaphorically dickless and balless, like a male Barbie doll, which is anatomically incorrect; 2. A gutless, spineless man
plural: Mattel men
Not to be confused with a man being called a KEN DOLL, which is synonymous with PRETTY BOY or MIMBO
plural: Mattel men
Not to be confused with a man being called a KEN DOLL, which is synonymous with PRETTY BOY or MIMBO
by uberJOY July 1, 2004
Get the Mattel man mug.a guy who gets completely wasted, passes out on the couch with his shoes on, and wakes up in the morning without realizing that he peed himself. UNTIL someone else sits on the couch and realizes its wet. They lift up the cushion and find the biggest wet spot known to man.
BRIAN passed out on the couch and when found the pee the next morning, they yelled, "BRIAN!!!!! YOU ARE SUCH A PEE MAN!!!!!" GROSS!
by Oshkosh Party March 30, 2008
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