December 29 2005

The day your TRUE lord and saviour, Alexandre Bordeleau was born.

-Ayo, ain’t today the real Lord Bordeleau’s birthday?
-Yea it is
-Man, he’s really cool. Much cooler than his wanna-be-lord brother

December 29 2005

by Lord Kenobli July 17, 2022

December 1

This is national kissing day. Where you have to kiss someone

X: You have to kiss me!!
Y: why?
X: its december 1st

by poosyeater83829 December 1, 2022

dry dic december

use a hairdryer to dry your dick everyday for 5 minute

dont take showers

avoid getting any liquids onto your little cock

are you ready for dry dic december?

by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022

December 7

December 7th is coming up so get ready for a eat competition

It’s December 7th 🍔🌭🌮🌯🥙🥗🥪🍕🍟🍖🍗🥓🍱🥘🧆🍲🍛🍜🍝🍣🍤🍿🥟🍳🥞🧇🍪🍩🧁🍦🍨🍧🍮🥧🍰🎂🍭🍫🍬🍆🍑🍓🍒🥑🍌🍎🍊🍍🌶🍋🥥

by December 7 December 6, 2020

Identify December

If you’re a guy you would now act like a girl so if you see a girl that leaves you on open for a mili-second u must spam them saying omg why did u leave me on open meanieee or “wyd?” Every minute And if your a girl then decide for yourself cause I’m a guy :/

M“Why did u leave me on open?”
G“Ummm aren’t I supposed to say that”
M”it’s Identify December lady”
G”aren’t you supposed to be nutting?”
M”shut up I lost ok”

by Big Boi Drafty November 23, 2019

December 4th

National cheesy pickup line day. Use a cheesy pickup line on anyone you can.

Dude it’s December 4th, get ready for some cheese.

by Itsmizt December 3, 2020

December 11

Slap your tall friend day.

short person: bend down.
Tall person: okay, why?

Short person: *slaps tall person*
tall person: what was that for?!
short person : its December 11 😏

by anonymous December 10, 2020