Keto Bombed

When someone on a keto diet drinks and gets super bombed because their bodies can't process all of the carbs.

I went out with a couple of friends last night and they got just keto bombed. After I herded these two up like some sort of monkey wrangler, and got these two into my car were ensued an argument over some chick his wife thought he was hitting on, a transvestite seriously eyeing me up, another argument over how older gay men are easier to drink around, and then I took a turn, and she slammed her head into the back door of my beemer as she slid across the back seat . For fuck sakes get these two a case of Twinkie's, so they can drink more than two beers before getting crazy! I should get paid for this shit!

by Scott Obrecht June 30, 2020

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Sag Bombs

It’s basically well milked boobs

Ryne, stay away from my sag bombs.

by J-knutz February 5, 2022

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vocabulary bombing

Using the most complex words possible to describe (3 words, or comment on someones social media post.

If someone writes: Vocabulary bombing: Using the most complex words possible to describe or comment on someones social media post.
You would comment: pretentious, erudite and sisyphean.

by Teacher Egap January 2, 2019

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Stick Bombing

The act of inserting a catheter into your glans penis the wrong way around and then injecting hotsauce into your dick before the coitus.

The surprise effect is the best part of Stick Bombing because the extra bit of Fright added to the sheer pain makes for great Views during ejaculation. So it is perfectly suitable for One Night Stands.

by Maibster July 3, 2018

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