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Meat Muscle

The name bestowed upon any guy named Billy's penis
Billy's Meat Muscle has been inside far too many vaginas
by Ginga Ninja The Ginger June 8, 2017
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Meat Man Miller

A grown man who works in the shop and save deli just to support his sorry excuse for a family. He will have a son who bitches and complains about any ailment on the United States. His daughter will like colored folk, especially those who are unemployed since this trait runs in the family. This man will also eventually quit his job and choose to live in poverty.
Customer: Can I please have 2 pounds of jumbo

Meat Man Miller: Take whatever you'd like I hate my job and my family. My daughter likes colored folk and my son basically has a vagina. Poverty is the life for me.
by User2017 March 22, 2017
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Meat Stew

When you stick your penis in a girl and then go to sleep. It’s like soaking, except over night. In the morning, the meat falls off the bone like overnight smoked brisket.
Bro I made Meat Stew with Kaity the other night, shit looked like prunes.
by WalrusEnjoyer420 December 20, 2021
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serving meat

Similar to serving cunt, serving meat is the masculine version of serving cunt which means you're that person and you are him.
Yo, Trey is actually serving meat right now!
by ha4rdc7roe April 6, 2024
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Unicorn meat

by Jim Steiner December 20, 2019
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Meat puzzle

(noun)
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.

Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.
• “Dude walked in moving like a meat puzzle. Limbs all on shuffle mode.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
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Walmart meat department

Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin
“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”
by gman91478 November 30, 2018
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