Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.
Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

ass a kid when u were misbehaving ur mom would slap you. another definition is when u see a big ass u slap it.
by iFUCKEDURBITCH42069 September 17, 2020

This is when a guy does or says something very wrong and a girl slaps him. This was referred by a guy as a bitch slap cause the girl was a "bitch" for slapping him. Now the term has kinda just became an expression for a slap given by a girl. Even, when a guy slaps someone in this way it is considered a bitch slap. Also, girls now use this term.
by Markd September 29, 2015

by 92914 November 17, 2020

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.
For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube
For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube
Examples of Slapping someones penis:
Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"
Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"
Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"
Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"
by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017

by Giant Testicles December 5, 2019

Quick motion of lifting up and then slapping down someones breast (usually a female) with the intent for it to sting. Bonus points if you clip the nipple.
(Sort of akin to a towel snap)
(Sort of akin to a towel snap)
by Hyde P April 5, 2022
