wookie stick

(n.) a bent coat hanger used to dislodge the tangle of filth and hair that builds up in shower drains. When used, the coat hanger emerges resembling Chewbacca after taking a prolonged swim in the swamps of Dagobah or, more realistically, Kaskyyyk.

My girlfriend's shower wasn't draining, and she wanted me to call a plumber for her. Instead, I just jammed a wookie stick down there and cleared up the problem real quick.

by Philip Traum June 2, 2014

carb stick

cigarette

Hey Bro, I ran out of carb sticks, got a spare?

by Bagger762 January 26, 2010

commotion sticks

A stick made of the finest wood. It is strong, light and easy 2 swing. it is used for causing much commotion. if the commotion stick belongs to a person skilled in bush diving, great powers are released from the stick.

Ron smashed a hole in ms shywees classroom wall after he was threatened with a friday detention

by ronny irani January 22, 2004

muddy stick

when you are doing anal sex and the girl takes a shit on your dick and the man proceeds to put it in her mouth

son last night i your mother gave me a muddy stick

by dirty sock April 12, 2009

Dirty Fuck Stick

Huge penis, that has several disseases

I had sex with jess, and i went to the doctor's because of his Dirty fuck stick

by Jizz jojo August 5, 2011

Goon Stick

A term referred to as your cock. Typically men goon to porn with their goon stick getting all sticky and wicked. Gooners love to wack it.

I love to wack my goon stick to gooner brat tiktoks!!!!!

by goonerstick December 14, 2023

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025