Guy: So what do you think about us having a threesome?
Girl: No thanks hun, I'm just a one woman show.
It can also refer to a guy hanging out with a girl and her not wanting to have other girls hang out with them.
Girl: No thanks hun, I'm just a one woman show.
It can also refer to a guy hanging out with a girl and her not wanting to have other girls hang out with them.
by Darling Eve August 19, 2008
Get the one woman show mug.Earlier on .... Hey Matt, so what do you think of Carly ? Guys i think i found THE ONE!
*Matt and Carly both look up at the stars*
*Matt thinks to self* "I think i found THE ONE guys"
Matt: I love you.
Carly: Sorry, pimps don't love.
*Matt deep inside* "OMGGGG! :("
*Matt and Carly both look up at the stars*
*Matt thinks to self* "I think i found THE ONE guys"
Matt: I love you.
Carly: Sorry, pimps don't love.
*Matt deep inside* "OMGGGG! :("
by Home slice. June 26, 2009
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dave felt his balls tremble with excitment so he ripped his swollen pecker from sallys mouth and jabbed her right eye with it. sally screamed in pain only to be gaged by daves monster meat. laughing dave said " and thats why they called him 'one eyed poker face'."
by JonSyn November 14, 2009
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Man 1- Dude some over here i think i found an One-eyed Flesh Weasel
Man 2- No way let me see
Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited
Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT
Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited
Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......
Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky
Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell
Man 2- No way let me see
Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited
Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT
Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited
Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......
Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky
Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell
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