Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.

Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.

by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019

Dream Hands Dance

A viral video of a man named John Jacobson doing choreography for together we sing. The video has had over one million views and hundreds of people have remixed it.

“Hey dude watch this super funny video of this guy acting like an absolute insane person”

“Wow that’s super funny! What’s the link?”

“Oh just look up Dream Hands Dance”

by Bored Bitch May 11, 2019

Holy hand grenade

Robert the Bruce's heart was cut out at his death, he was the true braveheart. His heart was later carried on a crusade to make the crusaders more courageous. It was thrown into a group of opposing soldiers during battle.

His heart was the holy hand grenade.

by Mcnastyjoel May 16, 2019

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

air Hand-Shake

air Hand-Shake also aHS, is a big UwU cringe boy and he's gay.

Person: Hi air Hand-Shake!
aHS: UwU.
Person: Who else but air Hand-Shake?

by Makota Dorgan November 30, 2019

National hold hands with your girlfriend day

Finally it’s your chance for newbies hold hands with your crush on December 9-10!❤️

Boyfriend:Give me your hand🖤lets hold hands with you it’s national hold hands with your girlfriend day
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓

by Yo mom may December 7, 2019

National hold hands day

The day where you have to hold hands with your girl or with your crush on December 12th

Hold hands day, in your house or class with your crush or girl, today National Hold Hands Day is the day where you have to hold hands with your girl or crush

by Yes ness December 11, 2019