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Hand sandwich

Hand sandwich.

Verb or noun.

Verb, the act of masturbarion. Begin with the right hand (I.E. the daily bread.) throw in some meat and finish with a little mayonnaise.

Noun

The end result of masturbating. Although edible it is not always recommend, kind of like spam.
Verb. After a long and unsatisfying day James decided to finish it up with a little hand sandwich.

Noun.

After an epic night at the bar James fed sally his hand sandwich.
by Deaftoboybands January 20, 2016
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Hand cranked three-way

Fucking a woman’s ass or pussy with a dildo while she’s giving you head.
Hannah always wanted to have a three way but she had to settle for a hand cranked three-way from Tony.
by Dusty Rackleford June 10, 2023
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Nightengale Hands

The soft and feminine hands of Lycan Theory. They will make any woman green with envy. When he isn't using them to click clack on his keyboard. He has them extended out to ladies for handouts. When he claps back its like the soft brush of a doves wing.
Lycan furiously waved his nightengale hands in anger when his stream only had 57 viewers.
by Gay Ghost June 25, 2024
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second-handed

When you weren’t invited directly by the host of an event, but got in through someone else’s invite. Often feels like a social snub if you know the host and expected them to ask you personally.
I didn’t get the invite from Sarah — I was second-handed through Tom.”

“Don’t second-hand me, just ask me yourself.”
by supahectic September 4, 2025
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hands-down winner

Humorous term for a gal who is an "easy shoo-in" victor over a lustful-for-boobs dude who is trying to lift said chick's shirt off over her head; da gal's super-effective top-removal-thwarting strategy is to simply keep her arms lowered instead of obligingly raising them up over her head.
Even if a lady is a hands-down winner at keeping you from getting her naked from the waist up, you can still access her chest-pillows by either raising her shirt just as high as her arm-pits, or simply reaching up underneath the hem of her shirt and cupping her boobs from there.
by QuacksO November 25, 2021
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Kamryn hand

She’s a small influencer on the YouTube platform, and overall a great, kind hearted person. You will often see her making fun of herself for the internet, or drinking coffee. She also is a small self taught MUA for her YouTube and Instagram platform. She loves to make people laugh and loves her fans.
Have you heard of that YouTuber kamryn hand.

Yeah I watch her videos.

Me too!
by YouTubedefinitions November 1, 2018
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dark hand

when you fist a girl in her butthole and pull out a long piece of shit
me: dude i just gave amy a dark hand

freind: dude thats so fucking gross
by jadkfjwreo October 28, 2017
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