When a man is getting a handjob and he gets greaty for pleasure so he decides to hump the persons hand during the act.
Person 1: Ya so i was giving him a handjob when he started trying to fuck my hand.
Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂
Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂
by Mr.Zkor April 22, 2019
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Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.
by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019
Get the Hand Tossed Tuna Salad mug.A viral video of a man named John Jacobson doing choreography for together we sing. The video has had over one million views and hundreds of people have remixed it.
“Hey dude watch this super funny video of this guy acting like an absolute insane person”
“Wow that’s super funny! What’s the link?”
“Oh just look up Dream Hands Dance”
“Wow that’s super funny! What’s the link?”
“Oh just look up Dream Hands Dance”
by Bored Bitch May 11, 2019
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His heart was the holy hand grenade.
by Mcnastyjoel May 16, 2019
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What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019
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Last weekend at the Green Door Ole Tom gave Maurice “Mo Bitch$” a clean hand drag that he rated a 10/10
by Cookie Monster SB May 23, 2019
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