Red Raider Rash

A generic STD which is prevalent at Texas Tech University and Lubbock, Texas, because Lubbock, Texas doesn't believe in sex ed, or condoms.

I was in Lubbock for a TTU football game, had unprotected sex, and now I am pregnant, and have a bad case of Red Raider Rash.

by Maugwort Halfmad September 14, 2016

Red Velvet Cake

The act of engaging in un-lubricated anal intercourse with a white girl to the point where her anus prolapses, before eating out said prolapsed anus.

John: "Sam, if you don't come here right now I'm going to be forced to make a red velvet cake tonight.

Sam: "Mmmm, yummy."

by grimpsgramps July 30, 2017

Red-cracker devil

A small white dog who pees all over your house. Also usually an expensive dog bought from $400 and up. Usually has a nickname like rat or a rodent ofsome type.

Cheyenne your dog Honey is a red-cracker devil

by BeanBear June 11, 2018

Red Thumb Syndrome

When your thumb gets all red and sore from pressing the D-pad on a DS or other video game console for too long.

I was playing Mario 64 DS for 4 hours straight, so I got Red Thumb Syndrome.

by xXFruityNoobxx November 28, 2012

Dirty Red Beehive

The art of prolapsing your anus, so that it looks like a dirty red beehive

"OMG Mark made me have a dirty red beehive last night!!"

by Dr Toon January 19, 2018

Red, White and Through

Lamenting the demise of America as a true democracy.

Can you believe how repressive America has become?
What the hell happened to our constitution? Man, we are so red, white and through.

by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010

Red Sox suck

The most true thing in the world

Im a Red Sox fan but still, as we all know, Red Sox suck

by Elonnole April 25, 2021