Poop resume

noun
The scourge peer review sessions. Much like the poop dollar of Workaholics, a poop resume is a prank in which an individual tricks another into picking up their resume, the underside of which has been at some earlier time smeared in poop. Much to the dismay of the individual, they often realize this after they have handled it

"Hey man could you look over my resume for me"
"Sure thing, hey I like this font is this Times new- "
"POOP RESUME!!!"

by aussieaussie October 15, 2018

Poop

Brown sticky stuff that comes out of your butt

Bro did you see how big my poop was last night? It was like I was getting anal fucked by OG Mugbone.

by Poopman21 April 4, 2019

poop crap

your wierd

your poop crap kid. your wierd and uguly

by sigma mom February 27, 2023

poop

a substance that comes out of your bøõtÿhôlė. it is fat. it is large. it is a long sock looking dìčk type thing. thank you.

joe biden: i just pooped out a sock!! well it looks like a sock... uhm what is this?? im confuseddd

me: it’s poop 🥵😈🤪😏🤭😎🥶✌️😭😏😎🛖😏✌️⚫️🤭💙

by pøõp November 20, 2020

Poop

A secret way to say you're beating your meat.

Hey, bro I just took a fat poop.

by Fred Frenkinston January 22, 2021

poop nuts

when poop on nut

i just took a big shit and it smeared down the back of my fat nuts

POOP NUTS

by pingydingy November 8, 2023

Poop

Meaning of thot. Or hoe ,whore . Mid 2000s

Yo bro she’s a poop, poop ass bitch

by DonGotti the great June 6, 2018