slapping a ferret

Going to the bathroom.

Dude, I really need to slap a ferret right now.

Larry will be back in a moment, he’s off slapping a ferret.

by Dawnky punch August 6, 2022

slap happy

Slap happy describes a guy who likes to jerk off A LOT - as in more than what is considered normal or healthy.

Dave: "Have you seen Bill around?" Bob, "No, I haven't seen Bill around in a long while - I heard he likes to stay in and slap his slap-stick around all day - I'm afraid he's gone slap happy!"

by flippedwaffle June 7, 2022

Slap up your body

Slap up your body is the sound you make when you riding your man dick

Slap up your body when you riding my dick

by Bigbadtygyalgoodevenin June 11, 2022

knee slap

when you slap your girls titties but they are so hard they dont clap back

i gave her a knee slap, smirking.

"yeah, they were so hard it was a full on knee slap."

by knockknockdefinetime June 18, 2022

Tit Slap

Typically used as a term to define an idiot or stupid person; Also can be used to define a idiotically crazy person bravely doing "Jackass" stunts

1. Dude, Jeremy is such a fucking tit slap for that motorcycle accident, he thought he is Steve-o the dumbass.
2. What do you mean that it is a justifiable killing, you tit slap!
3. Politics is for tit slaps that wanted to have power over everything.

by Wendigo231 June 19, 2022

moob slap

when a man slaps his huge fat titties while dancing around like a fucking idiot

my little brother was moob slapping at a mexico resort and no bitches wanted him

by glooks46 June 22, 2022

Slap a kid day

This day started almost 6 months ago when my dad decided he was fed up and screamed it’s slap a kid day

Some famous celebrities that this has happened to
Mike Tyson,slim shady and many more

Hey son you failed a math test did you know it’s also slap a kid day

by The modern Shakespeare June 24, 2022