My MoThEr

A person who always leaves you at the age of 4 and comes back to you at the age of 12 to say happy birthday and leave. But before she leaves shes going to tell you that shes really sorry and then she will leave for another 7-8 years then come back telling you that you suddenly have a SISTER you had no FUCKING clue about

My MoThEr left me >:(

by Charlielovesmaxine June 9, 2022

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Ur mother

A giant Woman figure that has birthed you that is normally a large size.

That cow looks like Ur mother eating pizza.

by Ur mom eating pizza June 23, 2022

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Ya Motha

Need I say more?

Friend: hey, what are you doing tonight?
Me: Ya motha

by SirDeez June 25, 2022

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Cody Motherfuckin Kobli

Drug enthusiast and a living GOD.

If doing drugs was an Olympic event then Cody Motherfuckin Kobli would take all three podiums and all three would be GOLD MEDALS and none of that pussy SILVER and BRONZE shit medals. Haaaaaa

by Codemiester July 15, 2022

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