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@long-far-king-last

An SMS-way of saying "At long fucking last!"
Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!
by Murdoc Kylburne December 13, 2016
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Fool-King Jackholes

Fool-King Jack-Holes
(noun, plural)
/ˈfu l kɪŋ dʒæk-hoʊlz/

Definition:
A pompous group of delusional men (and their enabler ladies) (usually in positions of power or self-appointed importance) who strut around with the self-assurance of kings, demagogues, dictators, with the wisdom of fools, and the moral depth of a mud puddle. Often loud, self-congratulatory, and totally unaware that everyone sees through their act.

Think: a mash-up of a court jester, a reality-TV strongman, and the guy at the office who thinks he's a visionary because he read one leadership book in 2009.

Examples:

🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King Jack-Holes."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King Jack-Hole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King Jack-Holes."

Related Terms:
Jackassery, Ego Parade, Court of Clowns, Dunning-Kruger Klub, Pretend-o-crats
🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King JackHoles."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King JackHole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King JackHoles."
by Pen-Dragon June 21, 2025
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Book King

When an individual has their shares exclusively under book designation in their transfer agent portfolio, also known as DRS holdings.

This can be in the form of paper certificates or book-entry record keeping. Book-entry just means the shares are recorded electronically instead of in paper form. Book-entry has nothing to do with being a book king and the two should not be confused.
Did you hear? Ryan terminated his transfer agent plan so he could go pure DRS and be a book king! 📚👑
by Directly Registered Shares December 29, 2023
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King Gomah

King Gomah is the little bitch from Dragon Ball Daima.

Jokes aside, Gomah is the newest Supreme Demon King in the Demon Realm in Dragon ball Daima.
Hey Goku! We need to defeat King Gomah before it’s too late!
by Obidi Man February 22, 2025
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dervish king

the dervish king refers to either an epithet for the head of a dhulbahante state, or the hereditary monarch of the dhulbahante garadship
he's a dervish king
by readyforthemoon55 July 14, 2020
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king's gambit

a gambit in chess where you sacrifice your king
person 1:you can't take my queen with your king it's protected by the rook
person 2:this is called the king's gambit nerd
by BoomThereWeGo November 30, 2023
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Short king

Are you like a foot shorter than Joe Rogan!? Ha! Hahaha! You are a fat-cock! Don't do the thing now. Don't bang grimes. You're ruining everything.
Hym "The Short King is a liar. He loves negativity (which is why he's here). You didn't read that shit in an article either. Andrew Huberman told you about it on your podcast."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2024
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