Losing the Farting Contest

1. Taking a crap
2. Trying to push a fart out too hard and going in your pants

I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.

by veteransalt May 18, 2014

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front fart surprise

When a woman queefs and it stuns you.

Sharon and I were going at it when she unleashed a front fart surprise. It was grand.

by Rawnuts69 July 27, 2023

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Pot Luck Fart

A fart that not only shows up at the party but brings something with it. i.e. BROWNIES
A.K.A. Shart

"Oh man, I better go change my shorts. That was a pot luck fart."

by fattoeknee July 6, 2009

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Cup Fart Cobra

In addition to cupping your fart in your hand, instead of simply throwing it in somenes face, you would put the cupped air directly in your mouth and blow it in your victims face.

I cup fart cobra styled John yesterday, he punched me really hard because of it

by Cup Fart, Cup a fart, fart March 27, 2016

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beck's favorite band

beck: and now i am going to welcome one of my favorite bands, they are arguably one of the best bands of all time. put your old ass hands together, and give a warm welcome to butthole penis fart

by freefall44 January 5, 2021

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