Water my melons

When she wants you to cum from her tit job

OHHHHH WATER MY MELONS BABY!!!

by Penelopewantstojack June 17, 2020

WRIST 🗣 WATERS 🗣 ON 🗣 MY 🗣 NECK

If you wanna get strong for that battle, you must choose between two options: money that'll last you a lifetime, or wotr. You gotta choose it for yourself, and remember, ain't no goin back bruh.

WRIST 🗣 WATERS 🗣 ON 🗣 MY 🗣 NECK

by WRIST 🗣 WATERS 🗣 ON 🗣 MY 🗣 March 28, 2024

Water Pirate

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.

I took my girl back to my place and gave her the good ol' water pirate.

by GayAssAlfred August 18, 2021

water repellent

When someone is too much of a egotistical smartass to say poncho or raincoat.

Radia: Guys make sure you bring water repellent on the day to camp.
Us: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WTF WATER REPELLENT
Radia: -.-
Me: *whispers* should of said a raincoat you smartass.

by Dawwonnn May 31, 2017

Climax water

When a woman reaches climax and squirts

When she came her climax water went everywhere

by Kixx27 January 23, 2020

Smoke on the Water

the only song someone who claims to know how to play guitar but never does will ever play for you

Gary took one guitar lesson and thinks he's a prodigy because he knows how to play the opening to Smoke on the Water

by 420VapeMaster69. July 26, 2023

Bag of Water

Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).

"That dude Travis is such a Bag of Water, I think I might have to punch him in his mouth."

by Superbad Buckle June 13, 2009