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Shit Pit

1.The act of wiping poop off of your poop dick in someone's armpit. The subsequent sight and smell may induce vomiting.

2. When a young girl who wears diapers gets crap in her infantile vagina. The mess can be described as a Shit Pit.
Ex 1: After dipping his meat log in Sarah's swamp ass, John realized he had poop dick. He then gave Sarah a shit pit.

Ex 2: The site of my daughter's Shit Pit caused me to divorce my wife and move very far away.
by Nick2401 June 22, 2011
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shit wax

The act of defecating into a bag then turning the bag inside out and proceeding to hold the shit through the bag and apply it to the hood and windshield of a vehicle as if applying car wax or in a "wax on" fashion. These leaves a paper thin dried layer of feces on the vehicle witch requires vigorous scrubbing to remove. Those who have indulged in this act insist the best part is watching the victim attempted to clean the mess leaf behind
(Early mourning at the meeting place)
Chris: hahahahaha
Mike: what the fuck is so funny?
Chris: last night me and pat shit waxed some asshole's bmw and this mourning I saw him trying to spray it off with his garden hose!
Mike: hahah that will never work
Chris: ahhh I love a good shit wax
Mike: you brothas are fucking sick!
by fat sum March 18, 2008
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shitting pancakes

When one's ass is so wide and stretched out (from anal activity) that their excrement comes out in a form that is wider than it is deep/long. That is, a form similar to that of a pancake.
Person A: Marissa spent Saturday night with LeRoy (an educated black man who loves ass-play).

Person B: Ouch. She must be shitting pancakes by now.
by pauly sprockets July 25, 2011
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Oh, Shit!

Phrase used by an EKG monitor technician, to initiate conversation with a registered cardiac nurse, to inform them of a fatal cardiac dysrhythmia. Usually used for ventricular fibrillation or asystole. Phrase may also be used in reply by the RN to the technician.
Tech: "Oh, Shit!" RN: "What's the matter?" Tech: "The patient in room 3014 is showing asystole on the monitor." RN: "Oh, Shit! That's my second flatline this week!"
by Xanfan October 12, 2009
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shit yamika

a small round piece of feces found on one's cock after a round of female anal insertion
upon removing his cock from her anal cavity, tom discovered he now had a shit yamika on the head of his shaft.
by walter bill November 6, 2007
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dip shit

insult - you are a dipshit, or as in terminator 2 as jon C converses with a jock after learning Arnies in his control.

meaning - you are a stupid shit. dip meaning thick.. "she's a bit of a dip" and shit obviously being the more insulting.
Jon connor: who's the dip shit now, dip shit!
by Low_reZ May 13, 2005
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Shit pushed in

Having anal sex
by Maxleetis-crovi April 16, 2003
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