Check my pockets for pork chops

When your aren’t believing a lie or false story/excuse someone is trying to give you but continue to act as if you are believing them to see how far they continue the lie.

If they thought I was believing any of that crap they were trying to feed me then they better Check my pockets for pork chops.

by I.W Osader March 11, 2026

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dirty hot-pocket

This happens when you lather your wiener in marinara sauce and you stick it inside of a weeks worth unbathed woman

My gf came over after a week unshowered and I gave her a dirty hot-pocket

by Bigdaddy15350 March 12, 2026

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back-hand pocket jerking

twisting your hand backwards, putting it in your pocket, and stimulating yourself.

Yesterday, I twisted my wrist whilst back-hand pocket jerking.

by Wrinkle man March 23, 2026

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Mongolian meat pocket

A sloppy, smelly, vagina with over grown meat curtains.

When Gianna sat unclothed on the steps the horrendous smell hit us even before her Mongolian meat pocket touched the steps below.

by FACHE718 March 25, 2026

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Temu Hot Pocket

A girl that acts fake and thinks she is hot but isnt on the level of even the most attactive tortas or classier snacks. Always causes drama to make life just a little bit better.

"Bro she aint even a snack. She a temu hot pocket".

by AlwaysLateX July 18, 2025

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