Long Live The King

Proclaims Life to the King.

Wanna-be-kings want the Throne. Their plan? Kill the King.

But that's not how you become King. The King is King because he is chosen by his people.

That's the part they don't get.

That's why Long Live The King.

These bastards are after the King. They want the Throne. Fuck them. Long Live The King.

by WhoGivesAShitAnymore March 2, 2023

King’s party

9. april is king’s day so party like crazy

King’s party is the best

by Motherfuckerx69x October 16, 2019

Rowan King

A bronze mercy main

A: KuhMuh can you go mercy

B: ok :c
Rowan King

by AsparagusAA January 27, 2018

King drac

sam is gay , love you - autumn

Wow king drac is really gay

Me: yes very gay

by Heybell August 18, 2019

King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp)

What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.

Lucas is a King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp).

by HoldItDownForTheTown May 23, 2020

King of Kings

What Jesus Christ is.

Revelation 17:14 – “They will wage war against the Lamb, but the Lamb will triumph over them because he is Lord of lords and King of kings—and with him will be his called, chosen and faithful followers.”

Revelation 19:16 – “On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written: KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS.”

1 Timothy 6:15 – “Which God will bring about in his own time—God, the blessed and only Ruler, the King of kings and Lord of lords.”

No earthly ruler can compare to the power and authority of the King of Kings.
AVE CHRISTUS REX!

by Jesus is Lord. March 26, 2025

Demon King Ass

When a person smells soooo.... bad to the point were it could be deadly, potentially killing you.

Civilian 1: Hey who is that guy?
Civilian 2: Idk but you should try smelling him or sum
Bob: Yea I agree try smelling Him
Civilian 1: *sniff* I smell Ass!
Everyone: ASS!?!
Civilian: DEMON KING ASS!
Everyone: DEMON KING ASS!?!

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory April 28, 2025