Bethany's Cunt

A cryptic cave in which many wander and never return.

Bethany was intoxicated one evening and offered herself to every living being throughout the land.

But her friends (especially Lily) were like "STAY AWAY FROM BETHANY'S CUNT!"

And so they did.

by Lilyissocool. July 7, 2008

fail cunt

Someone who generally fails at life for example, smoke weed all day or plays xbox all day without a job.

daniel - hey scott what have you been doing since you left school?

Scott - urgh what do you think? just been playing xbox 24/7

daniel - you're such a fail cunt

by maddog219 March 25, 2009

glory cunt

One who always makes the situation about themselves. See: self absorbed

Man, she won't stop talking about herself, what a glory cunt.

by Hairy weiner May 13, 2005

Whiney Cunt

An ass who almost constantly lies in the face of those around them, generally to try to attract attention or gain friends. When confronted with a Whiney Cunt, extreme measures of distancing yourself from them is necesary, due to overwhelming stench of unwashed ass and hair.

Cool Guy "Geeze Kath, what's with the whiney cunt you introduced me to? He lies like a Mo-fo!"

Kath "I know, and did you smell that ass? Christ could melt steel with those fumes. D:"

Cool Guy *Nods and melts*

Kath "OH MAN, YOU'RE A ROBOT!"

by JoshHaymanIcan'twaittoreadmypoemstothebradybunch September 16, 2008

cunt rag

Just after having sex you use a "cunt rag" to wipe away all the combined love juices which then gets placed under the bed and goes crusty and sticks to your carpet!

" fucking hell its running down my leg..... i need a CUNT RAG"

by Laura kkk October 3, 2006

bloody cunt

the most derrogatory term for a broad

that girl is a bloody cunt

by RWC December 3, 2003

Cunt A Brick

an expression one would say after eg. stubbing their toe etc. replaces the term shit a brick, with the word cunt in the place of shit

George kicks his toe- "ahh cunt a brick!"

by Drewza May 2, 2007