by drummerg August 26, 2007
Get the club guymug. turk the guy that likes banana also a staff member for being very smart and hot turk also likes bananas if you didnt know and epic
by RiftOfDrift April 16, 2021
Get the turk the guymug. Shy guy is a guy who is shy. But he is actually not that shy. He waters plants with alcohol when he is drunk, saying they need it. Shy guy claims not to be "a little Asian guy". He proved that by doing a TikTok dance with weird filter. The people are still curious- was it a banana? He also has a discord channel and like 108 girlfriends. And that's ok. Because he loves them equally. God, bless Shy guy and long life to the plants he watered that time.
by Pinknailsareawesome May 2, 2022
Get the Shy guymug. by thatonehamsandwich September 13, 2023
Get the he is just that guymug. Wants a "goth" gf
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy
If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy
If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
by oblyboblie March 15, 2024
Get the Basic white guy (UK)mug. 
'Paragraph Guy' is a gender neutral title that describes the ones that are called upon or voluntarily give context when not enough is provided and they know of the rest that is required.
POV: you check the comments for more context after watching a clip
Dummy: Where's the Paragraph Guy?
Paragraph Guy: Paragraph Guy here
The female is Officer Lucy Chin in the male here is
Officer Tim Bradford.
They are currently undercover, playing a couple
however they've been undercover so long with
they are starting to feel feelings for each other
more outwordly.
However Tim and Lucy really started feeling for
each other right after he rescues her from Caleb
(a serial killer following the lead of Rosalind-a
serial killer monumental to the story line.)
Example inspired by @dylanreeves2609 on youtube shorts
Dummy: Where's the Paragraph Guy?
Paragraph Guy: Paragraph Guy here
The female is Officer Lucy Chin in the male here is
Officer Tim Bradford.
They are currently undercover, playing a couple
however they've been undercover so long with
they are starting to feel feelings for each other
more outwordly.
However Tim and Lucy really started feeling for
each other right after he rescues her from Caleb
(a serial killer following the lead of Rosalind-a
serial killer monumental to the story line.)
Example inspired by @dylanreeves2609 on youtube shorts
by Bushin March 23, 2025
Get the Paragraph Guymug.