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USING THE WORD "GOD" MEANS YOU ARE A JOKE TO HUMANITY
by GOD!"£(*& January 3, 2023
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oh me god

You saw something 18+ and splash your eyes with Holy Water
Oh me god!
by Pandgum May 1, 2022
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metric mother-of-god ton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...
by RoarMc March 28, 2017
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Look at God

(Luk at Gawd)

1. When you do something so impressive that others have no alternative but to recognize that you are god, so you tell them to "Look at God".

2. Said in reference to somebody else when you recognize they are extraordinarily talented.
Scenario 1:
Video game playing Mark: "I'm going to put the smack down on that ass, pick up the sticks"
Video game playing Mark's friend: *hit's him with a sticky nade (or throwing knife) from across the map, blindfolded, and with one hand stuck between his cheeks* "Look at god, son!"

Scenario 2
Rap listener 1: "Hey have you heard this new Ye thing? It's aight."
Rap listener 2: "Aight? It's straight bangin'! Look at god!"
by Jerry Minefeld November 22, 2022
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Goodmorning and God-bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
“Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?”
“Goodmorning and God-bless, Hila.”
by cornbread66 May 23, 2018
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god

neil cicierega, also known as lemon demon, is an american comedian, musician, songwriter, and puppeteer.
person 1: i love god's music!
person 2: who's god?
person 1: lemon demon, i call him god as a joke
by h_lover28 July 7, 2022
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Dan God

This person is know to have sexual cats and take it up the batty by lizards
Who tf is dan god

Ye init
by Mr big nob 69000 September 29, 2021
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