Dirty Joanne

When you go down on a lady but instead of using your mouth on the vaginal area you rub your face (from forehead to chin) repetitively. Once climax is achieved (and it'll be quick) the giver then proceeds to wipe their face with their hand and lick the excess residue off in a cat like fashion.

The first time Adam gave me the Dirty Joanne I was skeptical...but now it's the only way I climax!

Sally knew Diane was cool beans when she busted out the Dirty Joanne on the first date. They're planning a fall wedding!!!

by Robert Chadwick July 26, 2019

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dirty crush

Someone you have a crush on, even though they're kind of skanky or nasty.

"When I see those posters for the new Simple Life, I have a dirty crush on Paris Hilton, despite all her STDs."

by ZDP June 19, 2006

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dirty duffelbag

The act of shitting on your own balls, preferably diarrhea, and then placing your balls in a partners mouth.

Me and Angie had a crazy night last night, we went out to get tacos and then I dirty duffelbagged her.

by miketv July 25, 2007

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Dirty Ninja

A variation of the Dirty Sanchez but for real ninjas. When conducting a Dirty Ninja the Ninja in question will take his penis out of his womans ass and wipe fecal matter all over her face leaving only the eyes visible. After you have accomplished this you must proudly proclaim out loud "Dirty Ninja" to be an offical Dirty Ninja.

ex. After having sex with my wife too soon after a delicious crave case, she was punished with a Dirty Ninja

WARNING: A Dirty Ninja is not to be taken lightly, loose peanuts or corn may cause skin lacerations or eye injuries

by Tbagr June 22, 2010

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