Favorite Black Guy

Everyone's Favorite Black Guy

Guy A: Hey who's your favorite person

Guy B: Obviously our Favorite Black Guy Malachi

Guy A: Yeah that's what's up!

by 🅱️⭕🆖 January 15, 2021

Blacked out Phill

A Molotov cocktail , not a being but a concentrated expression of energy. Unpredictable with absolutely no regard or reason. Loved or Hated. Is not loyal or controllable.

Who invited Blacked Out Phill?

by B.O.P. January 18, 2007

Black air forces

#1 public enemy who doesn’t give a f*ck

If that nigga is wearing black air forces… run

by user44656 August 22, 2022

Black Dynamite Deduction

Where one deduces a solution to a problem or mystery by taking one clue and bringing it to another in a long chain of paranoid connections until it leads to the conclusion. Named after the famous ''Anaconda Malt Liquor Conclusion Scene'' in Black Dynamite, where the titular character somehow realizes that Anaconda Malt liquor was the government's secret weapon after Bullhorn said "melt in your mouth", making several arbitrary connections until it led to the answer.

*Gasp* "Human being"? That word kind of sounds like "bean." Beans are legumes, "legumes" has the word "leg" in it. Ian's mom has really nice legs, and Ian's mom is so old she's practically dead, which can only mean one thing! Oh my Bieber! YOU'RE BECOMING A ZOMBIE!
--Anthony Padilla from Smosh using Black Dynamite Deduction to deduce that Ian Hecox is becoming a zombie

by The Logical Fallacy July 16, 2016

big black center

As chess streamer/super GM Hikaru Nakamura likes to call whenever the black pieces are holding the center of the chess board. Not to be confused with big black cock.

With these great knights and pawns, I have a big black center and I’m obviously winning.

by PrZeus September 19, 2022

Black Hole Spreader

When your dick is over 9 inches wide, and can open a girls ass so wide. You can put both fists and your head inside her asshole.

When that gets some good speed with the Black Hole Spreader

Man1: “BRO, I black hole opened Rachel’s ass so hard last night, I lost my shoes in her!”
Man2: “Fucking sick dude!”

by TwiddleNigga-FuckDick-ManPussy January 11, 2019

hairy black manatee

"The act in where to large people have sex on a bunk bed"

"When one white male fornicates with an even larger black female"

"The act of brushing ones teeth after eating out a rather disgusting female genitalia"

"did you see the girl he ate out last night she was a hairy black manatee fo sho!"

"I went through two tubes of crest, after eating that hairy black manatee."

"I thought he was fat, until i saw the hairy black manatee he slayed last night!!!"

by XXforlife April 14, 2010