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West Greene Wanker

West Greene Wanker is an intellectual prophet of goonings past. He graced the presence of West Greene Highschool, a small highschool located in East Tennessee. He remains a legend among the future disciples that attend the school. He goes by many a name including but not limited to:

West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.
by Goonciple September 8, 2025
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Green

How the fuck do you not know what green is
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green fn

When you shoot your shot with a girl and you make it (tracks back to 2k cause when you make a shot the bar goes green)
Girl 1: What is poking me?
Guy 1: green fn
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Green Diotic

A slutty skanky e-slut, Daddy dox's little e-boy slave.
Green Diotic: UwU come fuck me harder daddy doxxy poo :*
by expl0itz January 18, 2023
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Green Hill

The hills were very green.

Do you like seeing this place yet?
We went to Green Hill, and... we saw... beautiful, beautiful palm trees... it's unlike anything I've ever seen before.

and... then we went to Green Hill. again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. and again. Do you like seeing this place yet? and again. and again

MAKE IT STOP, no more GREEN HILL, no more palmtrees, no more Green Hill Zone, who wants it?
by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023
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I Never Finished Pokémon Green Hack

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Person 343: I Never Finished Pokémon Green Hack
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