The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries
Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.
by lws0925 August 11, 2019
Get the Five Guys Shitsmug. (N) A human of the male gender that refuses to text a female at any time within 24 hours of getting her number.
by Ticaticayeayea April 13, 2015
Get the 24 Hour Guymug. Chicken Dick and koi fish With rice and special spicy yet sweet sauce. Food is based in South East Asia such as Thailand, Singapore etc.
by YAMUMGAE September 16, 2019
Get the Koi Man Guymug. A professional commercial sign installer, quite possible the most talented group of uncertified humans in the construction industry. They are known for their ability to be a welder, electrician, painter, crane operator and truck driver in an 8 hour period. They work long hours and are often mistreated and misunderstood. They have a tendency to not give a fuck when it comes to safety, although they won’t do anything that endangers anyone other than themselves. They work in snow, rain, hot, cold and are forced into living in hotels for weeks on end in order to complete a job. They have the capabilities to consume very large amounts of alcohol in record time and as a result, have some of the best libido on earth.
Girl at bar: Why are those crane operators so dirty?
Guy in corner: Lady those aren’t crane operators, those are sign guys. They do it all.
Girl: Ooh I want a sign guy
Guy in corner: Lady those aren’t crane operators, those are sign guys. They do it all.
Girl: Ooh I want a sign guy
by Signman25 August 9, 2021
Get the Sign Guymug. Possibly the most extremely nonchalant statement to pick up a thirsty bro. Enabling the idea that two bros can bang because the surround situation permits it.
For conceptual purposes only. Bro jobs. Don't talk. No homo.
For conceptual purposes only. Bro jobs. Don't talk. No homo.
Steve was 6 beers deep and prepared to discuss the "Guy Concept" with his blatantly gay friend Frank while his girl was out of town. Steve wanted head. Frank has been waiting for a decade.
by Warofwords July 19, 2023
Get the guy conceptmug. A guy by the name of bubba that does not own a pair of short. Some say if you walk in to his house he has over 80 pairs of pants but no shorts.
by D Chosen 1 August 28, 2017
Get the pants guymug. "Tall guy problem" is a term used to describe a situation where, during a potentially confrontational or threatening moment, shorter individuals and women tend to avoid getting involved physically. This expectation arises from the assumption that taller guys are generally bigger and stronger, so they are often seen as the ones who should handle such situations. The term points out the stereotype of relying on height and physical strength to deal with conflicts.
Person A: "Did you see the argument at the club last night?"
Person B: "Yeah! Typical tall guy problem. Everyone left it to Tom, the tallest guy, to handle it."
Person A: "He handled it well, though."
Person B: "True, but being tall doesn't mean you're automatically the peacemaker."
Person B: "Yeah! Typical tall guy problem. Everyone left it to Tom, the tallest guy, to handle it."
Person A: "He handled it well, though."
Person B: "True, but being tall doesn't mean you're automatically the peacemaker."
by RainOrPeaceMaker July 21, 2023
Get the tall guy problemmug.