Dirty Ninja

A variation of the Dirty Sanchez but for real ninjas. When conducting a Dirty Ninja the Ninja in question will take his penis out of his womans ass and wipe fecal matter all over her face leaving only the eyes visible. After you have accomplished this you must proudly proclaim out loud "Dirty Ninja" to be an offical Dirty Ninja.

ex. After having sex with my wife too soon after a delicious crave case, she was punished with a Dirty Ninja

WARNING: A Dirty Ninja is not to be taken lightly, loose peanuts or corn may cause skin lacerations or eye injuries

by Tbagr June 22, 2010

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dirty gilbey

Describes the act and bravery of a man who goes down on a woman knowing all too well that the flange will be smelly and wild as a wilderness. This becomes a double dirty gilbey if the pubes are ginger.

Were you able to do a dirty gilbey on her or was it too bad?

by Ginger Jade June 27, 2006

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Dirty Whoria

When a girl has sex with a one legged man and then inserts the stump of the leg into her vagina. The prosthetic leg is also commonly used or inserted into the vaginal opening during the act.

Could you believe the "dirty whoria" that Billy got last night in our living room.

by Gloria1969 August 6, 2006

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dirty crush

Someone you have a crush on, even though they're kind of skanky or nasty.

"When I see those posters for the new Simple Life, I have a dirty crush on Paris Hilton, despite all her STDs."

by ZDP June 19, 2006

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dirty sizzle

A phrase used to describe a geographical location, The Dirty South. It is a lesser known, albeit cooler way to say The Dirty South or The Dirty Dirty.

Down here in the Dirty Sizzle, we like pig pickins and hush puppies. I said hush puppies, bitch!

by terd ferguson April 22, 2005

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