SIMP

Popular Acronym from S1E25 of the hit animated TV Show Phineas and Ferb , where the side character, Candace Flynn, dances and sings about the Squirrels roaming around your pants.

Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
AHHHHHHH! There's squirrels in my pants!
That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There's squirrels in my pants!

Tell me what's making you jump like that!
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
SIMP,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!

by Dothefig December 09, 2019

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Simp

Someone who complains about having their discord role changed for the purpose of insulting them.

Mitchel was a simp for complaining about his discord role being changed from sith lord to simp lord.

by QWERTY671994 May 11, 2020

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a simp is someone who devotes all of their attention to you. they spend every last second trying to impress you. they adore you with their whole heart. you are the center of their universe, the only reason they care. a simp is someone who is only kind to you, will love/care for only you.

becca: I'm a simp for you ally
ally: <3

by psyzzz April 08, 2020

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