shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops

SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023

THE ENTIRE FUCKING BEE MOVIE SCRIPT

What else is there to say?

the word being defined THE ENTIRE FUCKING BEE MOVIE SCRIPT

by 2dhi2ifhefbiixbieixaibc November 12, 2023

This Stupud Fucking Fly That I hate

I was thinking of Ideas for urban dictionary articals but then this stupif FREAKING FLY, lands on my screen, I put my finger on it to kill it, but not hard enough as to squash it and make a mess, but i am in examining it, but then it flies away and scares me!

"This Stupud Fucking Fly That I hate" - Me

by Tim7 October 27, 2024

Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms

when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire

Holy shit fucking mushrooms! There goes Chernobyl Reactor No. 4!

by MartianSupremacist November 13, 2024

the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore

lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???

by iamlexiv December 6, 2023

Singaporean Gut Fucking

when you have anal intercourse with a man and his asshole prolapses and his guts begin to fall out of his body but you keep going and do not stop the intercourse

Mark "hey man how was that gay bar last night"
Jeff "it was great until I got a Singaporean gut fucking from this black guy named Octavion"

by Singaporean man January 1, 2024

You’re fucking sad.

A way to describe someone who is pathetic.

“Gyatt.”
“You’re fucking sad.”

by Asnickalone January 2, 2024