J’n my D

A term for jacking off made famous by comedian Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Mom’s House podcast.

My girlfriend: would you like to have sex?

Me: not right now, but maybe later.

My girlfriend: why?

Me: I just got done J’n my D.

by Doitallnight March 4, 2024

hairyhaggler`d

When something mysteriously disappears (be it a file off a filesystem or even the fluff out of your belly button) it is often referred to as being haggler`d.

Oh what a twat, that file deleted itself, It must have been hairyhaggler`d.

by darkLOCAL July 23, 2008

D:

The face of complete and utter dismay

Person 1: SHREK DIED!
Person 2: D:

by Sordh February 24, 2024

d d d

word reference says it mean dallas

d d d poggers

by anonymous February 16, 2022

on D

when someone is on your dick.

“she was on D bro. i wanted to kill myself.”

by kurayio March 4, 2022

D..T..F..

Drive through food

Hey are you D..T..F.. Mcdonalds closes at 12.

by Cuddy2000 March 17, 2021

D-Man

One who’s a nasty drunk and is racist

oh bro he was being such a D-Man

by fiprflickr January 27, 2022