Peanut Butter Smack

While having anal sex in the doggy style position the man suddenly stops and yells “Hey!” As the receiving partner looks back to see what is going on the male partner smacks them in the face with peanut butter and resumes intercourse.

Dan: “Did you have fun last night? “

Crystal: “Yeah it was great, but I wasn’t expecting a peanut butter smack”

by RX1D August 15, 2021

1% battery

Causes ptsd for minutes

When my phone reached 1% battery it made me think back on nam.

by Epic gamer 69420 August 19, 2021

Dad Butter

Large pats of butter on any kind of bread. Usually deemed gross to us as children but, somehow is delicious as an adult. Preferably salted butter to appreciate the sweet / savory combination.

Hey, “grab me a piece of toasted bread with some Dad Butter please.”

by Birdy96 August 23, 2021

panta.butter

she is an okay person but i hate them they also like genshin impact which is weird but ok

“Hey panta.butter wanna play genshin?”
“Im an idiot”

by Me and myself loser August 31, 2021

Nutter butter bars

The sex act of tying to butter faced girls together and Cumming on them

2 butter faced girls let me make Nutter butter bars

by Cretioon September 1, 2021

Irish Battery

Shoving a potato up someones ass.

Old Jimmy Mcgill was feeling a lil tired so Seamus overthere gave him an Irish Battery and now hes filming season 6.- Jack Murphy

by Fucku Biden September 9, 2021

Peanut butter cow

That fat bitch who eats all your nut based foods

A.)where did my peanut butter go?
B )I ate it
A.)*under breath* fucking peanut butter cow!

by Slutt fucker 3000 September 10, 2021