Simp

A simp is EXE.

Dude, stop it you're being a simp.

by ramenynoodley May 9, 2020

Simp

Squirrel In My Pants

Rapper: S TO THE I TO THE M

TO THE P

Candace: SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

Rapper: she got simp

by Poop gorrilla March 19, 2020

Simp

Someone who will, at the cost of their own happiness and authenticity, adjust their own personality / behaviour to please a love interest.

Guy 1 : 'Bro you seen that Will Smith slap? Mans simping haaarrrdd'
Guy 2 : 'Ye that bitch got him brainwashed'

by Yenicememe May 9, 2022

Simp

when you treat a girl you like differently from others (be super kind or chivalrous)

bro ur simping so hard rn

by bad bleep duck luck December 9, 2020

Simp

A white knight and Stan’s bastard child

simp: You are so perfect in every way. Please sleep with me my goddess
hoe: stfu simp

by chicken smegs February 8, 2020

simp

a bitch boy whos totally willing to take it from a girl but in a not sexual way/ will empty his wallet

what a simp

by yamyamyamcat August 1, 2020

friend-simping

Platonic simping; Taking an extreme liking to a person in neither a sexual or romantic way

'Have you met Marie? She's such a G!"
"Yeah- I friend-simp for her. Maybe she'll talk to me one day."
"I doubt it."
friend-simping: "I want to be friends with her. Now. I will pay money to make jokes with her."

by thiswasfrommariebtw January 28, 2021