A Noble man with a high character and pristine moral compass that is beyond repute. Bestowed this gift from on high, he used his carnal knowledge to create a legal circumvention for those who seek the pleasures of the flesh before marriage. It took him years of remote isolation to have the epiphany that created soaking. He then traveled the globe proselytizing to the world's believers his new-found invention: soaking.
The Soak King saved my life with his invention of soaking. Without him, my girlfriend and I would have gone to hell. All hail the BSD (BIG SOAK DADDY).
by Soak King Historian January 12, 2024
Get the Soak Kingmug. Noun The world’s coolest person. Born in Newfound Land, California. Has 2 master degrees. And is the nicest and funniest person ever!
by CloudyC1 September 16, 2019
Get the Matt Kingmug. by Bambi barrister July 29, 2022
Get the Hong kingsmug. King MUAHLONNBECRUNSUS 🤴 👑 AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE. KING AND RULER AND INVENTOR and creator OF ALL FLESH AND RELBJALOOD FLESH AND RELBJALUD AND DOUBJraGS MUAHLONNBECRUNMAS MUAHLONNBEXPLOSIONS BEJROOGURS AND GOMIGHTYBJIS GOMIGHTYDJIS Bemmimgfilms BEJROVBOOTY BEJROVBREAST ganbjrasters GANBJrASTaS banging backwards and BEJriPyTS. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine. A name for Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine. And FeLBJraTiVES fELBJATiVES and FELBJASHE'S.
I am king muahLonnbenningfield junior ruler and inventor and creator of all the word's in this definition. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq October 10, 2023
Get the King muahLonnBEnningfield juniormug. by DonHasHugePP August 6, 2018
Get the King Egomug. King Toby is practically loyalty. Although sometimes socially awkward, he is the life of every party he’s invited to. He complains about how he used to younger and lighter instead of being a man and climbing up the bunk bed ladder. Round face. If you have a King Toby in your life, consider yourself lucky and very unlucky at the same time
Example 1: “King Toby was complaining about how he couldn’t get up that hill again”
Example 2: “King Toby, you’ll never be as good as Bill Wailey”
Example 3: “The two loudest noises in the world are a volcanic eruption and King Toby’s snoring”
Example 2: “King Toby, you’ll never be as good as Bill Wailey”
Example 3: “The two loudest noises in the world are a volcanic eruption and King Toby’s snoring”
by iztheman July 6, 2021
Get the King Tobymug. I discovered a meal named "Shit on a shingle" and I am going to make Devilled Eggs on Easter Sunday. Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!
by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023
Get the Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!mug.