by Scottona. September 16, 2025
Get the Green beans mug.In this context, "green" refers to the color of a neighbor's grass, embodying the idiom "the grass is always at neighbor's". It symbolizes the perception that others have better circumstances or possessions, often leading to feelings of envy or dissatisfaction with one’s own situation.
Whenever I see my neighbor's lush green lawn, I can't help but feel that green envy creeping in, reminding me of the saying about the neighbors' grass.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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Get the Green mug.A legendary friend group led by chaos general E. Molnar, infamous for their shenanigans and mischief at the one and only Tard House.
The Green Dudes from Mortal Engines aren’t just a squad — they’re a drunken lifestyle choice. Fueled by bottom-shelf liquor, 30-racks of cheap beer, and zero self-control, they specialize in bad decisions that somehow become legendary stories. Known for blackouts, late-night chaos, and waking up in places that defy explanation, they thrive on disorder, reckless comedy, and Molnar’s unholy talent for steering the crew straight into disaster (and staggering back out with another case of beer).
The Green Dudes from Mortal Engines aren’t just a squad — they’re a drunken lifestyle choice. Fueled by bottom-shelf liquor, 30-racks of cheap beer, and zero self-control, they specialize in bad decisions that somehow become legendary stories. Known for blackouts, late-night chaos, and waking up in places that defy explanation, they thrive on disorder, reckless comedy, and Molnar’s unholy talent for steering the crew straight into disaster (and staggering back out with another case of beer).
Woke up with Sharpie tattoos, an empty keg in the bathtub, and a traffic cone in the kitchen — yeah, the Green Dudes from mortal engines were here.
by A. Miller September 25, 2025
Get the Green Dudes from Mortal Engines mug.Good luck finding a seat here. It may be a library in theory but in practice it's just a day time version of ocean. Don't be surprised if you see someone doing a pregnancy test here in the middle of the cafe.
by NOTTSSSSSSSSS October 7, 2025
Get the George Green (GG) mug.Detroit-based Shotgun Crip set around East 6 Mile & Gunston (48205), repping green and tied to Gardena & Minnesota SGC lineages. Known for graffiti, music, and cross-state connections, including 132x139 cliques. The rapper Icewear Vezzo is affiliated with them.
“The E/S 6 Mile Green Guyz / Shotgun Crips hit up East 6 Mile with their 132x139 tags, showing ties to both Detroit and Gardena Shotgun Crips.”—East 6 Mile local
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025
Get the E/S 6 Mile Green Guyz / Shotgun Crips mug.For knitting (or other crafting/making/doing): a boneheaded, obvious mistake, that someone of your expertise or experience shouldn't have made.
Context: Hank Green is an internet personality and creator of VidCon. He has positioned himself as an authority on a wide variety of topics on his YouTube channel SciShow and as producer & cohost of the channel Mental Floss. In September 2025 he posted a video to SciShow titled "Physicists Don’t Understand Why Knitting Works,” which contained obvious factual errors and many found to be dismissive and misogynistic against knitting as a skill and people who knit. Because of this, it was assumed no one with experience knitting was involved during the production process or final review before the video was posted. Due to the overwhelming backlash he received the video was taken down within three weeks and Green issued a formal apology.
Context: Hank Green is an internet personality and creator of VidCon. He has positioned himself as an authority on a wide variety of topics on his YouTube channel SciShow and as producer & cohost of the channel Mental Floss. In September 2025 he posted a video to SciShow titled "Physicists Don’t Understand Why Knitting Works,” which contained obvious factual errors and many found to be dismissive and misogynistic against knitting as a skill and people who knit. Because of this, it was assumed no one with experience knitting was involved during the production process or final review before the video was posted. Due to the overwhelming backlash he received the video was taken down within three weeks and Green issued a formal apology.
"Don't pull a hank green; read the instructions before you start a project."
"Mixing up salt and sugar is such a hank green."
"Mixing up salt and sugar is such a hank green."
by They're Sea Lions October 11, 2025
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