Urban Dictionary: An actual website where individuals can learn a definition about a real word, slang or not, and make their own sense of it. Although the site is filled, maybe even littered with absurd garbage. It does have the means to provide your typical John or Jane Doe with insightful knowledge about every put-down you can think of here. It can be mildly said that, many people have no idea what they are being told or have heard and can be ridiculed for it. Urban Dictionary is here to set them otherwise. "Happy hunting to those still wet behind the ears, don't even get me started on millennials"
Exhibit 1:
Bro 1: "Ah hey john doe, dont stress man, look that shit up on Urban Dictionary my dude."
John Doe:" But hey Bro 1, what's so bad about a blue waffle..."
Bro 1: "shhhhh man, don't say it out loud though Specs. And stop calling me Bro 1."
John Doe: "yeah ok man, but what the fuck is a John Doe, that's not my name...."
Example 2:
Younger sibling: Asks older brother, " Hey man, at school I keep getting made fun, cuz man, they say all these words and stuff and they're not bad words but you know, what the fuck I want to laugh too."
Older sibling: "Well sonny, I can't teach you the birds and the bees, but there's this dank website called Urban Dictionary where you can look up all the funny crap your buddies at school are talking about. Don't tell mom about it and don't mention me either if she catches your ass. I'm supposed to be a role model or something...."
Younger sibling: 5 minutes later," Bro, bro, (laughing his face off) blue waffles are sick."
Older sibling: "Easy there sport, you did not hear this from me"and concludes with a high five.
Bro 1: "Ah hey john doe, dont stress man, look that shit up on Urban Dictionary my dude."
John Doe:" But hey Bro 1, what's so bad about a blue waffle..."
Bro 1: "shhhhh man, don't say it out loud though Specs. And stop calling me Bro 1."
John Doe: "yeah ok man, but what the fuck is a John Doe, that's not my name...."
Example 2:
Younger sibling: Asks older brother, " Hey man, at school I keep getting made fun, cuz man, they say all these words and stuff and they're not bad words but you know, what the fuck I want to laugh too."
Older sibling: "Well sonny, I can't teach you the birds and the bees, but there's this dank website called Urban Dictionary where you can look up all the funny crap your buddies at school are talking about. Don't tell mom about it and don't mention me either if she catches your ass. I'm supposed to be a role model or something...."
Younger sibling: 5 minutes later," Bro, bro, (laughing his face off) blue waffles are sick."
Older sibling: "Easy there sport, you did not hear this from me"and concludes with a high five.
by SteelBallsOfLight May 31, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Hope you're not reading this, because if you are, you are stupid. (Wait you should look up stupid on Urban Dictionary.
by Awesome Blowout July 30, 2017
Get the Urban dictionarymug. I do not know why anybody would look this up in the Urban dictionary but...here goes:A site allowing you to "Define your world". You can add words to the site slang, celeberty name, etc. It's an okay site that you can check out though I try adding some info and it always gets rejected for some reason
(On an mmo)
guy #1: your a noob
guy#2: brb (goes to urban dictionary looks up noob and returns to mmo) man your a choob your only 2 levels higher than me
guy #1: your a noob
guy#2: brb (goes to urban dictionary looks up noob and returns to mmo) man your a choob your only 2 levels higher than me
by vipablaz August 17, 2009
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. the dictionary is very big
by whatsapseudonym58 March 16, 2019
Get the dictionarymug. Words that are made up and have no meaning are in here. Urban dictionary
Also the place to find some weird meanings.
Also the place to find some weird meanings.
by Shayoman May 1, 2021
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. a website of awesomeness
by djdudee June 27, 2011
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Person 1: I looked up carrot on Urban Dictionary and it said it was a word used for/by naïve One Direction fans. And it's a sex toy.
Person 2: Wow, that's crazy. I'll be right back I just need to head to the store.
Person 2: Wow, that's crazy. I'll be right back I just need to head to the store.
by What the fuck is up kyle May 17, 2021
Get the Urban Dictionarymug.