Poop and shoot

(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.

Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”

by NCOIC September 14, 2020

Poop

Poop is brown, stinky, and comes out of your butthole. Immature kids find it funny, aka me.

Guy 1: "I need to poop"
Guy 2: *laughs*

by caprisunismybaby September 16, 2020

Poop head

Somebody who’s head is full of poop. The these people tend to have really big heads because the poop in their head clogs up their veins so their head swells because it’s not getting enough oxygen. Ex: Airwick

Man you’re such a poop head.

by chonkycat123 September 17, 2020

fridge poop

A crep ton of dust under ur fridge

Now to remove the fridge poop

by Not you, that’s for sure. September 18, 2020

poop

some thing you fong in the toilet after you push really hard

Me: Come look at my poop.
Friend: ...

by Froogs September 26, 2020

Poop Dick

YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK POOP DICK IS

YOOOOOO TREVAN DO POOP DICK

by Poop dick man October 1, 2020

poop

poop

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by h0bo October 1, 2020