Megamind 2

One of the most garbage movies to have ever been conceived by humankind, and an unwatchable sequel that destroys all the goodwill from the animated masterpiece that is Megamind 1.

SHOOT THEM WITH THE DEHYRDATION GUN

Person 1: Have you seen the new Megamind 2.
Person 2: That sequel is so bad I'd rather die tomorrow than watch it again.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 June 1, 2024

Square root of 2

1.414...

Square root of 2(√2): hi 1/7
1/7: hi √2
√2: lets invite pi and e!
1/7: ok??
(pi,e,and √2 secretly planns to kill 1/7)
pi,e: hi there :)
pi: im 3.141592653...
e: im 2.718281828...
√2: im 1.414213562...
We never repeat!
1/7: im a repeated 857142...
Pi: just killing you thats alll
√2: kills 1/7
e: Bye have a great time

by ppgpp110 July 9, 2021

2 girls 1 cup

when 2 girls shit in a cup and eat it.

lets play 2 girls 1 cup!

by COnnersEzNword December 3, 2019

The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

Team Fortress 2

Best F2P game in human history.

Used to describe memory

You:Remember Team fortress 2?

Your crush: How did you get in my house.

by Realredspy November 23, 2021

December 2

The day everyone skips school!!

Jared-Hey you skipping school today
Tom-No why
Jared-It’s December 2
Tom-Ohhh then I will

by Katrina7373 December 1, 2019

Algebra 2

The most confusing subject that is so complex for absolutely no fucking reason .

Bob : hey Trevor wanna chill with me and the boy’s ?

Trevor : Nah man I’m stuck doing this delusional ass piece of shit math .

Bob : Let me think are you completing the Algebra 2 homework?
Trevor: Sadly .

Bob : yes I figured that , Maths ass .

by anonymousProtagonist January 6, 2025