James Kellow

A James Kellow (or JK) is a Hardcore MF. Basically coolest dude you can meet. Other guys are reaching to be him.

Sure I skate well, but I’m hardly a James Kellow

by Hater69intotheBBW September 17, 2020

James

James. A special person with a heart of bronze, happy to help out and a great shoulder to lead on. HOWEVER, James is pure and simply a smelly little bum. James has no self pride, extremely chavvy and can be commonly found in knocked off tracksuits because he can't really afford the real thing. James always tries to take control of your life because they have no control over their own. A James has an annoying habit of outstaining his welcome and he is always looking to snatch up your girlfriend, but fear not the smell alone repels him. James is Insanely annoying, loves drama, unkept and usually lives at home with his mom. He's a sad, smelly creature of habit.

Good luck and all the best to you if you know a James.

Person 1: Mate my life's a mess

Person 2: Dude your living the life of a James

Person 1: Woah, have you farted?

Person 2: Nah, James just walked in

Mom: Tidy your room!

Son: Mom, your such a James 😒🙄

by Owen447 January 27, 2022

Jame Hut

Jame hut is the center of all creations. It is the hut of Jame(the one holy god and savior)legend has it that Jame Hut was simply willed into existence by the universe it’s self. The one who destroys Jame hut will either be deemed worthy and be come the next Ryan Bennett or will suffer a slow painful death deep in the mines of Mt.Bobert.

Have you yet seen the glory of Jame Hut

by Humongous Wang May 8, 2019

James

So cute, sexy as EVER, and everyone wants him around them. He is a short man however, he is a very funny person which you would die laughing too. His eyes are so adorable in a way you can't look away from them and his hair is so slick no man can ever compare to his. Always gets the girls surrounding him and is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY handsome!!!

"Wow, that is one true James," the cutest girl in middle school says.

by XXGUCCIBOIIXX April 10, 2019

James

a lying, cheating, narcissistic, abusive, manipulative cunt who is also a sociopath. stay away at all costs.

“have u heard what james did”

“yeah what a cunt”

by pussydough January 28, 2023

Ronn James

Runs around in fortnite and only builds (doesn't shoot).

"you know ronn james?"

"he isn't good at fornite"

"bro kick him from the party"

by Secret_1234 May 13, 2021

James C. Schäfer

I led a normal life until age 36 no childhood problems, no divorced parents, no health problems. I breezed through high school and college. I had a dream job. Then my life collapsed. Suddenly I had horrendous back problems. Later my daily life was dominated by phobias. I feared utility companies. Next I developed a fear of the state of Wisconsin and almost the entire Midwest.

"James C. Schäfer "
"Proficient inventor"

by WertiaCoffee November 22, 2020