Saugeen (the rez) is a replica of Detroit. during the day it doesn’t look so bad but at night is where all hell breaks loose. this reserve is basically the “ghetto” in your white neighborhood. girls selling it and drug dealers are literally found in any alleyway. taking a walk at night? say hi to all my drunk uncles, aunts, or cousins that r roaming the streets. oh and btw if you’re from saugeen, don’t date anyone. they’re most likely your cousin
Ayo bro wanna go to kitchener?
nah fool it’s vibin saugeen atm
when a man of german decent will take his haus frau to their marital bed and pull out a jar of sauerkraut juice and his sausage. the juice is then used in a variety of sexual acts including oral anal vaginal sex. the juice is used as a lubricant and increases the fertility of the haus frau. it can be used on occasion when conventional lube cannot be found. substitutes include pickle juice and literally any other fermenting liquid
My girl and I are getting bored, we’rethinking of trying the sauerkraut pounder tonight.