Cool your juice.

Relax; chill out; calm down; slow down

FRIEND: We're late! Hurry up!

YOU: Cool your juice. I'm going as fast as I can.

by 3976ty8hui August 14, 2010

Juice

A thrilling gossip about someone’s life. Usually used in a context of complete nonsense to confuse the person you’re talking to. Just like you after reading this sentence.

Hey cassandra... you won’t believe the juice i have about Emily.

by Omarthescary September 13, 2020

Jizz Juice

noun A fine beverage sourced right from within the penis. Characterised by its creamy appearance and consistency, it contains subtle hints of vanilla and notes of sperm. It has a frothy texture and is white in colour. It’s a nice refreshment that pairs well with eating ass.

“She drank up that jizz juice when’s she was giving me that samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy”

by bruhyouredrinkingcumpowder? November 6, 2021

Jason juice

Any unknown substance produced by anyone that goes by the name of Jason. It can be used as a noun or verb.

Holy shit! Why are all of the walls covered in Jason juice?!
Ew, dude you Jason juiced on my desk!

by Fatty_Matty69 December 18, 2024

Googoo juice

What Fakenovice refers to as Kratom

I need to pick up some orange juice from Publix so I can make my Googoo juice.- Fakenovice

by Garfest September 18, 2020

Juice

Something you tell your close friends if you got some good shit about someone.

Bestfriend: Biiiiiitchhh I got MAJOR JUICE about Jenna
Me: HOE SPILL IT RN!!!!!!

by ooofithappendagain June 2, 2018

alpha juice

The semen of an alpha male. This liquid is said to have healing properties. The juice of an alpha is sacred in many discord servers.

I just love Jason's alpha juice! I could drink it all day!

by The alpha😈 March 28, 2024