assfro juice

when a man has an extensive amount of ass hair that sweats profusely while having sex, then drips down the balls to the woman's vagina.

we fucked so much I could have filled up a gallon pictcher with my assfro juice

by upside down cum slither December 05, 2011

spraying midnight juice

When u are over at a girls house past midnight and u cum all over her. Preferably face but stomach or tits will do.

You were really spraying midnight juice last night eh?

by BigPapi420 June 26, 2015

Prune juicing

When you soak your hands in a body for water (preferably warm) until your skin prunes solely for the purpose of masturbating afterwards

Nick: Hey Brennan! You almost done in the hot tub?
Brennan: give me a minute. I’m prune juicing

by Rayofsunshin3 February 06, 2021

seahorse juice

A mixture of anal secretions and saliva

I hear theres a lot of seahorse juice in prison

by An Ex convict October 04, 2013

Sack of juice legs

Dudes with buff ass legs that they literally look like sacks of juice.

Bro look at that guy over there! Dude literally gots them sack of juice legs 🦵🏼, I think I'm gonna run and slide cancel on em and slice his legs open with my damascus camo knife!

by pussboi July 04, 2022

Grim grims juice

A purple milkshake distinguishable from the Grimace Shake. It is made of blood and tears from Jacob G. It is described as tasting like the favorite food of whoever is drinking it. When consumed, the third leg of the consumer grows by seven inches. The consumer will also begin to act like Jacob G.

Guy 1: “Have you had the grim grims juice?”
Guy 2: “Yeah it’s the best thing ever”

by chairwastaken July 06, 2023

Hick Juice

A certain cologne often used by hicks, Tim Mcgraw Fragrance. Or, Justen Michaels Alexander's ejaculation.

Stop spraying that perfume! It smells like we've been swimmin' in some hick juice!

Or,

Yumm, this tastes like hick juice!

by RavenMae;) May 14, 2009