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Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis
on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying
by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016
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Meat-eating is fine Day

On November 23, we acknowledge that eating animals is fine.
Please celebrate Meat-eating is fine Day, even if you’re vegan.
by Animeird November 18, 2020
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Meat Vault

The underlying area of the female anatomy just below the pelvic region that is mainly purposed for reproduction, typically housing a faint odor of day old fish.
Dude, I hooked up with Rebecca the other night when we were shit-faced and slid my tube steak inside of her hairy meat vault!
by Halosimage February 15, 2021
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We have the meats

(From the Arby's slogan): we have what it takes to make you sexually/socially happy
Boy, after seeing a commercial to go join a religious club: Mr priest, so you think you have the meats to get me to join your organization?

Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.
by Sexydimma December 6, 2024
mugGet the We have the meatsmug.

Asshole Meat

Ground hamburger meat that’s been discarded in the kitchen freezer for months and smells like an asshole when you cook it at 3AM.
Does this freezer have any asshole meat in it?
by Whatsamattayou September 21, 2023
mugGet the Asshole Meatmug.

Meat Yanker

In fancy terms: A masturbator connoisseur of the Male anatomy. A man or woman who enjoys tugging on penises as an extracurricular activity.
Aaron was "playing" on his PC late again last night but we all know he was just pleasuring himself again... he is such a meat yanker!
by Paco4u December 14, 2019
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Meat raisin

When you don’t have enough sex and your clit dries up and falls off
I haven’t had sex in so long my clit fell off and my cat ate the little meat raisin
by @huntex2403 April 12, 2022
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