An annoyingly religious person. Does NOT just mean anyone who is religious/believes in God, but minds their own business and is a decent person. God-botherers are people who do not shut the fuck up about their religion, whine about profanity and sexuality in everyday culture like it's 1950, worry too much about what other people are doing, think the reason for teen pregnancy is that we don't have enough prayer in schools, and try to get their religion written into law, and binding even upon non-believers, because they don't understand the concepts of separation of church and state, and a pluralistic society.
"God-botherer" is actually a GREAT insult, because it implies that even assuming that their God is real, they even bother God with their bullshit, God Him/Her/Them/Itself is even like "You guys need to chill out".
"God-botherer" is actually a GREAT insult, because it implies that even assuming that their God is real, they even bother God with their bullshit, God Him/Her/Them/Itself is even like "You guys need to chill out".
I said "God damn it" in a Facebook comment and some God-botherers came at me telling me that I was wicked and going to Hell for using blasphemous language, so I told them that Mary was a slut who loved taking it in the ass, just to watch them have a REAL meltdown.
by q359 July 25, 2023
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by chriscrabcreator August 3, 2023
Get the Treat something/someone like gifts from god mug.Yes... The only path to virtue is through cosmic abuse... But only because I will MANUALLY CLOSE THE OTHER PATHS as though I think I'm the creature I'm worshipping... It's not going to burn me forever... I'll just talk my way out of it.... This doesn't count as taking it's name in vain... I'm the good one...
Hym "Wh... Does he not realize everything he's saying about the trans applies to his Abuser God? I mean, seriously! He's like a guy who keeps stepping on the same rake! Ha!"
Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."
Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"
Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."
Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."
Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"
Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."
*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*
Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"
*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*
Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."
Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."
Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."
Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"
Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."
Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."
Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"
Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."
*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*
Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"
*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*
Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."
Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
Get the Abuser God mug.Hym "They are literally doing the plot of 'God's not dead 2' (Where Sarah Michelle Gellar is taken to court for quoting the bible) to Lgbtq teachers. That's literally what they are doing. Their entire political strategy is either doing the plot of a movie or anime (but in reverse) or doing what the liberals where doing to them (be in reverse). It's so lazy."
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